Totally Scientific Power Rankings: Week 4

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Totally Scientific Power Rankings for week 4, where we're wondering exactly when an official is going to call a hold on some of the ridiculous tackles that offensive linemen are carrying out every week in the league. We're also confused about how a blatant catch that it obviously a catch on the replay can be ruled incomplete, and then the challenge turned down.

Maybe the stripeys have been affected by the lockout too...

Anyway, without any further bitter recriminations towards officials, hack journalists or Leodis McKelvin (just cover someone, anyone, please...) here are the latest Totally Scientific Power Rankings:

1. Green Bay Packers (Record: 4-0) (Previous week: 1)
2. Detroit Lions (4-0) (5)
3. New England Patriots (3-1) (4)
4. Baltimore Ravens (3-1) (6)
5. New Orleans Saints (3-1) (3)
6. Houston Texans (3-1) (9)
7. Buffalo Bills (3-1) (2)
8. Tennessee Titans (3-1) (10)
9. Dallas Cowboys (2-2) (7)
10. Washington Redskins (3-1) (12)
11. San Diego Chargers (3-1) (15)
12. New York Jets (2-2) (8)
13. Chicago Bears (2-2) (14)
14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) (17)
15. New York Giants (3-1) (16)
16. San Francisco 49ers (3-1) (18)
17. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) (11)
18. Oakland Raiders (2-2) (13)
19. Atlanta Falcons (2-2) (19)
20. Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) (24)
21. Cleveland Browns (2-2) (20)
22. Carolina Panthers (1-3) (21)
23. Philadelphia Eagles (1-3) (22)
24. Denver Broncos (1-3) (23)
25. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) (25)
26. Arizona Cardinals (1-3) (27)
27. Seattle Seahawks (1-3) (26)
28. Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) (32)
29. Miami Dolphins (0-4) (28)
30. Minnesota Vikings (0-4) (29)
31. Indianapolis Colts (0-4) (30)
32. St Louis Rams (0-4) (31)